Today I learned the name of the woman who works at the local Der Weinerschnitzel. That means I am on a first-name basis with a woman who prepares weiners for a living. This could come in handy.
I really need to find a hairstylist. Like the political outcast who has no country, I have no hairstylist. I have been living the life of...
If you are one of those that think that you will be rewarded for a good life by being admitted entrance to the Arcadian glades and...
Just like the delicate folding of Oragami, the slight strokes of Calligraphy and the steady patience of Southwest Sand Painting, my...